Death of a Narcissist

My first life plan checklist:

Become a Popular Culture Professor

My second life plan checklist:

Get a job selling cars ✓

Solve my coworkers' murders. ✓

My current life plan checklist:

Reconnect with my Pittsburgh friends ✓

Get a job at a used car lot

Not on my life plan checklist:

Find a dead body underneath a car

Become embroiled in another murder case